Ach, no offense taken mon ami. Oui, I understand how you feel. I could listen to her talk all day…and she would, if you gave her books. I appreciate zhe attempts at buttering me up by zhe way…

1. What I primarily think of you as

A brother and a friend for most part, at least when I am seeking one who has less physical answers to certain questions. One of zhe best chefs I have ahve ever met. 

2. The two colors that you are in my mind

Purple and blue. I do not know why, but your presence is calming and you seem always at relative peace with yourself, or so it seems to me. It is admirable if I don’t say so myself. 

3. A song that reminds me of you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVDFbgmpF_Y  Do not think I ahve not noticed your fondness for a certain redshirt l’ami. Zhe fates, zhey may conspired against you but ahve faith and hold on to it. Someday after zhe war, you can start again.

4. The last thing I did related to you in some way

Honhonhon~ We were having a drink after preparing dinner for zhe recruits last night after zhe first day of training—-some of zhat special Gumbo you mentioned is a family recipe. A couple of chefs looking like something zhe rats dragged out of zhe sewers, but we make a good team, oui? 

5. What I tend to call you and say about you when I talk about you with other people

Frederick for most part. Friend. My cuisine comrade. Chef-in-chief. 

6. An animal I think fits you

Teddiursa, for your personality for most part. You say I am not built for war. Pot calling zhe kettle black, l’ami *smirk* 

7. Something I’ve been wanting to tell you

I cannot think of any higher honor zhan to have you as a friend and a brother—-dark thoughts are hard to come by when your presence makes me feel like I am not alone here. Merci beaucoup.