thatangryitalian:

ichigoswarjournal:

awesomevince:

His swag is so potent that all those in his presence would catch a wiff and suddenly fall pregnant~

Yes sometimes my lyrics are senseless, but all you lovely Kant’n Jot-hoes should know how hard it is to resist this~

That’s right, those Johtonians can’t drive because Frank is too busy lying on their windshields and distracting them.

All part of the training guys, if you can drive a jeep with Frank shirtless on the hood, you can win this war.

Ohgodohgodohgod-
CANNOT UNSEE.
QAQ

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RINA: Sir! I must insist that you cease distracting the cadets in such a a fashion—-the medical bay can barely handle their NASCAR driving skills as it is!